vandalism in los fresnos

yes, its true. we have a vandal in our town. she...i mean "they" crept in during the day and vandalized our car and screen door. our car was decorated like we had just gotten married (even though we just celebrated our 7th anniversary) and our screen door and some hard core truths. check it out...

*rumor has it she misspelled my name on purpose!
if anyone has any idea who could have done this horrible thing, please let us know and you can collect an award!